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We Dominate Because We Care

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More About Globex

Posted by hankscorpio on April 25, 2007

The Globex Corporation is known for its casual, laid-back work environment and its achievements in the field of world domination.  The Globex corporate campus is located in Cypress Creek, an idyllic planned community designed for the workers of the Globex Corporation. 

“Cypress Creek — Where Dreams Come True.”
(Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.) 

Located at the Cypress Creek facility are Globex Corp’s nuclear energy, weather control, and germ warfare divisions. The engineers in these departments work together synergistically on a variety of projects such as the development of doomsday devices.  Thanks to the successful completion of Project Arcturus, Globex Corp’s most ambitious business venture to date, the Eastern Seaboard of the United States is now under the absolute control of Globex CEO Hank Scorpio.

One of the Globex Corporation’s newest acquisitions is the C-Spanker. Formerly the U.S.S. Sea Spanker, this decommissioned aircraft carrier was once used by the U.S. Navy to destroy the offices of Mad Magazine.  The largest ship in the Globex fleet, the C-Spanker is now used to transport high-tech equipment, vehicles, and personnel to Globex facilities all over the world.

The Globex Corporation:
We Dominate Because We Care.

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Welcome to Cyprus Creek

Posted by hankscorpio on April 25, 2007

Ok, I’m going to try and not go Simpson’s geek overboard here. But just indulge me a bit won’t you?

Hank and Mr Bont

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