A Note from the Human Resources Department of the Globex Corporation
Posted by hankscorpio on August 4, 2007
The Globex Corporation is pleased to announce the opening of the position of fanboy for Mr. Scorpio. This individual will work closely with Mr. Scorpio to help maintain his image, and promote his internet endeavors.
Duties will include:
- Relentlessly submiting Mr. Scorpio’s ramblings to the editors of deadspin.com. It is the only way to validate Mr. Scorpio’s existence.
- Oversee the banner project. It has become a top priority at the Globex Corporation to procure a banner; price is no object.
- Becoming inarticulate and lash out at other bloggers who disagree with Mr. Scorpio. Advanced skill in ad hominem attacks are a must.
- Maintain LJ’s wine inventory and intercept any errant wine boxes thrown in the direction of Mr. Scorpio.
Interested parties should send a resume and goals for world domination to the HR Department immediately. As Mr. Scorpio is a Cubs fan he’s willing to spend any amount to buy a championship caliber fanboy.
jebushchrist said
I think this is a brilliant idea. However, I hate the Cubs so I couldn’t do it. I’m tired of them spending all of that money to try to win. Teams like that make me sick. How about earning a championship the old fashioned way by building a team through the farm system? It’s sad.
That’s why I’m a Red Sox fan.
hankscorpio said
Not this again.
Barstoolio said
I like the fourth duty.
hankscorpio said
I knew you would.
Amado said
Interesting.