Note to Verizon

Fuck off and die.  I’ve had it with your inept tech support, there is no reason after 6 calls over 7 days that you can’t at bare minimum acknowledge that there is an actual problem with my DSL.  Especially the dickless wonder who told me my DSL connection was perfect.  Does the word “intermittent” not have any fucking meaning you shit for brains basement dwellers?

So on Monday I’m gonna call the cable company; you don’t want to fix my DSL, I don’t want to pay for your fucking worthless service.

So go to hell.

P.S. I can’t even post this because MY FUCKING DSL IS DOWN AGAIN!